Help Me!!!

So today is the big swim test for Girls' Camp. Well-known fact about me...I can't swim! I know, how freaky! But seriously, I just never learned how so I was always a little awkward, but after my Dad and Levi drowned, well, me and water are no longer friends. It has unfortunately turned into a bit of a phobia. (Ok, so getting my face covered by water in the tub kinda freaks me out...I can hear you laughing!) The problem is I always get sucked into the challenge of taking the girls camp test..usually by the girls! Three years ago I took the test..and barely passed..but let's just say it involved a life jacket, screaming, and me thinking I was going to drown (despite the dock being six inches away!) The thing is, have to pass test to do the slip and slide and float the river. (FYI slide has approximately 6 inches water. whatever) So...I got talked into it once again. Plus side: test is at a pool this time and if I pass I never have to take one again! Minus side..Yeah, I still don't know how to swim. The kids and Steve were trying to show me last night...in the living room....Oh boy! Will I pass..tune in!